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thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

Those Fuckers!/Our Shit!

This is mechanically separated chicken
It’s fucking righteous

Tragically beautiful.

Thousands of lightbulbs die every day because of mousetraps like this. Reblog if you have a heart.

these are my endorphins being released as I die

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Wow. Way to be insensitive to other users and people like me.

I’ve lost a light bulb this way

It’s not funny

It’s not cute

It’s atrocious.

So fuck you for reblogging something so personal to me and probably other users.

tumblr is the douchebag of the internet

I love tumblr.